if i was skinny and pretty i would be such a fucking whore oh my god
"If i was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I can take you places
you ain't never been before.
Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know,
I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow, swag, swag, swag, on you"
It really pisses me off how we’re stuck in school for 7 hours then we come home just to be stuck with 6 hours of homework
real talk does anyone actually care if they go over to their friend’s house and it isn’t spotless
Videos which say that german’s a really angry language annoy me a little, because the german word is always pronounced in a very angry and exaggerated way. Anything sounds angry when you say it angrily. Everything.
saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license
I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
i wish tumblr had an option where you could reply privately to anonymous messages so the sender still remains unknown but you dont have to post it publically